There is a creature in my studio. And it is belligerent.
How do I know this?
For the last three days, I have come into my office/studio to find every item on a horizontal surface pushed to the ground, scattered like a burglar has gone through looking for money and jewelry.
No. It’s not a burglar. Unless this burglar also has tiny paw prints and tries to claw it’s way out of the window screen.
Unsuccessfully, I might add.
After poking and prodding every nook and cranny in the entire room (and I didn’t realize how many of them there actually were), I am unable to find it. The kids suggested I crawl up into the attic and see if it was up there.
Brilliant idea but I’ll pass.
So tonight, the screen is out and I’m hoping that the unknown creature will simply crawl out of my life and my office.
And I swear that I will never leave the door to the outside open again. Especially after dark. Or ever. Amen.